So, here's the latest dramz from me...first, I am happy to have a parking space at work. Second, it's right under a nice, shady tree, home to many birds. Birds who apparently like to eat. A lot. And when birds eat a lot, it has to come out some time. LIke, on the hood of my car. I didn't even notice it til I got home and came around the other side of my Rav. Let me paint you a picture. I don't think this was any ordinary bird who decided to relieve himself on my car. I think it was a buzzard or a bunch of them. It was THAT much! Big giant white splatters...I could even see what he had to eat before he "went!" NASTY! So, of course, I obsess about it til I can't stand it anymore...I get some Windex and lots and lots of paper towels and spray away on my hood...this crap covered about a third of it! I'm even kind of throwing up in my mouth a little when I'm wiping this up, it's so gross! To add insult to injury, as I head back to the house straight to the bathroom to wash my hands (not puke, although I really wanted to), I RUBBED MY EYES! Augh! Bird poo and windex! If you dont' know by now, I am a real blonde....jeez...

Bird kaka is the worst!!!!

--Nancy